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A fisherman got an extra special surprise in his daily catch last week…

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Bjørn Frilund, 64, is a master baiter in his local village of Eidsbygda, Norway. He was slacking his line one morning when his attention got tugged to one of the cod in his fishing nets, according to the photo database WENN.

According to The Local, Frilund was processing some of the fish he had just caught, when he felt a lump in the belly of a cod. What, oh what could that be, he wondered?

He quickly inserted his knife into the fish’s orifices, and found a big, pink sex toy. He swears it wasn’t his.

“The fish probably thought the dildo was a small octopus, and ate it”, says Frilund. The fish was filleted and given away, while the dildo remains at Frilund’s house as part of a fishing heirloom for his family.

Ladies. Please don’t think for one second that this is acceptable reverse substitution for you to make. Cephalopods do not make good sexual aids. Don’t even ask me how I know that.

So Justin Bieber’s Norwegian yacht parties are even crazier than you had heard they were.

Sorry, had to throw that in there 😉

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